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Joke of the Day

"If Trump and Hillary are both drowning and you could only save one... What type of sandwich would you make?"

"What is the difference between Reddit and children's television? Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content."

"A hippo comes to a doctor... with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad."

"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."

"Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."

"I told an ebola joke And only 50% died laughing."

"Her: I'm thinking of a number between 1 an- Me: 69! Her: ...10. Me: Her: Me: 6.9?"

"Great desert tip: Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl with fresh squeezed lime juice. Toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake."

"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."

"Some people think horror movies or big spiders are scary, but nothing terrifies me more than couples that share a Facebook profile."