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Joke of the Day

"My hit song would be ""Text Me Only"""

"when i was born i was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. now i am the size of many hotdogs, and just as good"

"What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent"

"What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !"

"[NSFW] I am no gynecologist.... But I know a cunt when I see one"

"How do you say ""I surrender"" in french? ""Bonjour"""

"What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country."

"What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking."

"1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, ""It has to look like an accident."" 4. Walk away."

"I started running back and forth repeatedly... ...and now my head hertz."