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Joke of the Day
"I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?"
Next Joke
"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."
"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""
"A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys some chapstick. He says to the cashier ""put it on my bill""."
"A young wife was dying... She called her husband and said, ""Gary, I have a confession: I've been unfaithful."" Gary answered, ""I know. That's why I poisoned you."""
"The fact that crocodile ate your enemy, does not make him your friend."
"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."
"I'm trying to do unto others as I would have done to me, but they're all ""stop thrusting at me, this is a church service; please sit down"""
"My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science."
"Maybe if we start smacking people when they say something stupid, evolution will eventually create a delay between thinking and speaking."