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Joke of the Day

"Trapped in a crevice. ""Go on boy, get help."" The dog chews off my one free arm. ""Ok yeah bring that back to town I guess"""

"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."

"ALADDIN: i can show you the world JASMINE: wat why. do u kno that there are people out there. why do u think we live ina palace. no thank u"

"Why did the owl owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !"

"What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band? AC/DC"

"Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."

"He approaches me from behind and wraps his arms around me and I am breathless. With one firm and quick thrust, he dislodges my food."

"What kind of education does a horny mathematician impart? Sets education."

"If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were drowning and you could only save one, Would you go to lunch or read the paper?"

"""I suppose you have to live somewhere."" - A more accurate motto for the state of Utah."