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Joke of the Day

"Thank you for explaining the word 'many' to me. It means a lot."

"My husband purchased his 4th book about a wife whose husband murders her for having an affair. I wonder if I should warn my boyfriend."

"If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno... ...there is a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice in your life too."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind."

"If you enjoy arguing about lunches at 6 AM I can't recommend parenting highly enough."

"What did the redneck get on his SAT? Drool."

"Why don't I like trees? They look kinda shady to me"

"You're more likely to find something when you're not looking for it. Right now, I'm not looking for a bunch of cash. I hope this shit works."

"TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips. Get over it, Steve."

"What does eatin' pussy and the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit!"