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Joke of the Day

"I love it when the playoff picture begins to develop in baseball. That means football is beginning."

"Have you heard that story about that man who gets surprised a lot? It was a tale of WOAH!"

"I saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today It's my lucky day! Free nails."

"black friday is crazy, I just maced a kid then some old woman shot me with a crossbow"

"Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers..."

"Let me put things into perspective for you. persp(things)ective"

"I ate some Tesco burgers last night. I think it's given me the trots."

"A woman walks into a bar. What makes you think she can drive any better?"

"\What is the leading cause for pedophelia? Sexy kids."

"You know you are successful when ... Girls from school who ignored you on facebook back in the day all of a sudden want to add you on linkedin."