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Joke of the Day
"What did father bee say to his rebelling son? Beehive!"
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"""1990 called, they want their shirt back."" ""...why didn't you warn them about 9/11?"""
"Mommy mommy why do I keep running around in circles? ""Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."" In the 80s, my mother thought this was hilarious."
"A skeleton goes into a bar, orders a beer and a mop."
"On page 24 of the world record book I'm listed as the men with the longest penis. At page 69 I'm listed as world's best liar."
"A dyslexic man.. A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."
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"Why can't Helen Keller drive.... Because she's a woman."
"Daughter: Dad, can I have some Kit Kat for my snack tonight? Me: Absolutely not D: Why? M: Because I said so D: Because you ate them? M: Yes"
"Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car"