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Joke of the Day

"Do not adopt a snow leopard? i did its ruined the sofa, there is shit all over the house,my arms are in ribbons and now i cant find the dog, i think some charities can be downright irresponsible!"

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"An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]"
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