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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast? A Yacult..."

"It's really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you're buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos."

"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."

"What is Irish and sits on your deck? Patty O'Furniture !"

"I get nervous about DM's asking if it's me in video because: 1. I drink. 2. I sometimes dance when drunk. 3. I'm always white when I dance."

"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."

"McCain Will Buy Houses From Needy Owners Of Beachfront Mansions- ""If The Price Is Right"""

"If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood."

"I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep."

"I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it but I guess old habits dye hard."