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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast? A Yacult..."
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"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"
"What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop? An Amish drive-by shooting"
"Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it."
"Peanut butter and jelly don't love each other... but I always find them in bread together."
"What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck? Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper"
"Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race... if he learned it had cancer."
"I dropped my laptop in the ocean. Now there's a dell rolling in the deep."
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."
"You're worried about rats in the walls? How is that any of your business? When was the last time you went inside your own walls?"