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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man? An addadictamie."

"did you hear about the new tv crime drama? Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers"

"The volume of sewage burdening my local treatment works is rising excrementally."

"Hey did you know a new medication came out for depressed lesbians? Tridixigin"

"[Entire house is full of trees] Girlfriend: What did you do?! Me: You told me to spruce things up. GF: Everything's stuck to everything!!!"

"That Allah guy sure is popular... I mean...His biggest fans are all dying to meet him."

"Parenting is no different than a bear attack. Curl up & play dead and they usually leave you alone."

"In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today... One was a salted."

"[drive-thru at 2am] Whaazzuupp!? Lemme gets 12 tacos, 6 burritos, and a Diet Coke. Booyah! Neighbor's mailbox: ..."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? An offer you can't understand."