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Joke of the Day

"It was the Fourth of July The department I work in has a lot of people frm Turkey. My job is to fire people. I had to fire Turks."

"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."

"What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside? A mushroom."

"Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone"

"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""

"What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!"

"I met an Indian girl who doesn't date Indian guys... When I asked her why, she said ""uhhh no real reason"". I'm thinking, ""no reason, huh?"" So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason."

"It's time to make like a baby... And head out. *leaves"

"You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English"

"Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head."