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Joke of the Day

"It was the Fourth of July The department I work in has a lot of people frm Turkey. My job is to fire people. I had to fire Turks."

"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."

"How to kill two birds with one stone: Step 1: throw a stone at a bird Step 2: go pick up that stone Step 3: throw it at another bird"

"I should start a sandwich shop that only sells flatbreads. You'd be able to select your own fillings. I'll call it ""Pita this, pita that"""

"What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg? The ova achiever"

"Johnny sees that his dad has a black eye He asks him, ""Dad, why do you have a black eye?"" His dad replies, ""You're gonna have two if your girlfriends keep leaving their panties in my car"""

"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."

"I smoked before going to the dentist & didn't know they would let me have laughing gas &watch Netflix Im cross faded af having the best time"

"The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama."