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Joke of the Day
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a chair, then a table."
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"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"
"Seenus trouble Dad: Son, I have seenus trouble. Me: Seenus? Dont you mean sinus trouble, pops? Dad: No, son. Seenus, I was out with my girlfriend and your mom seenus."
"Hot girl in the avatar, but no selfies in your pics. I'm just gonna call you ""bro"" from now on."
"I'm at the phase of Christmas where I'm looking at stuff in my house and going ""I could just wrap that."""
"When a husband asks you if you think it's possible to love someone forever... ""If I find the right person"" is apparently the wrong answer."
"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"
"What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student? Now, don't fret about it!"
"What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"
"What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"