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Joke of the Day
"My steer got constipated the other day... ...No bullshit."
Next Joke
"My phone reception is so clear, I can hear my wife's eyes rolling as I talk."
"11: Did it rain last night? Me: No. 11: But it's so wet! Me: That's what she said. 11: What? Me: What?"
"Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle."
"What did one ape say to the the other ape? ""What did one ape say to the other ape. """
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade? Flash-banged. ;)"
"My brother just found out he can't have children. It's a condition of his early release."
"Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!"
"Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet."