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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath."
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"The asian girl I'm playing chess against is really hot, you might say she's worth a... *puts on sunglasses* ""Second rook"""
"What did the apple say to the apple pie? ""You've got some crust."""
"What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."
"I'm an expert at killing flies I'm a member of the SWAT team"
"I've been studying the Cold War and nuclear weapons for history class non-stop... ...it's driving me MAD."
"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."
"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"
"I'm allergic to chickpeas. Any time I eat them I falafel."
"What does Mark Wahlberg eat for breakfast? Funky Bunches of Oats"