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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath."

"Why did a hungry African man crossed the road? To get the aids."

"Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike? Because it might be your bike."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because P is silent."

"A man has a heart attack on a plane. The man who was sitting next to him stood up and shouted""Is anyone here a doctor"" The woman in front of them then stood up and shouted ""I'm a vegan!""."

"Oxycodone With my wisdom teeth gone, I was hoping of getting a bit of a high, but all it did was relieve pain. well that was a ""downer"""

"My wife just told me she read all 1800 of my tweets. I feel like I did when I was 10 and my mom found that magazine under the mattress...."

"Are you into gardening stuff like sowing seeds? Well, I'll sew my dick to your forehead so you can seed-EEZ NUTS!"

"What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner? Twerky"

"What do women and the square root of 2 have in common? They're both irrational."