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Joke of the Day
"So I went to an orgy at a campsite last night.... It was fucking intense."
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"[police lineup] VICTIM: That's him! The dopey fat guy in the middle. COP: We haven't started yet. That's your own reflection in the glass."
"Do you know what looks funny? s p o u ,no u p no"
"Why do kids hate Steven Hawking? They don't like their vegetables."
"Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid. "
"I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza Too cheesy for me though"
"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."
"Waterskiing is fun. I wish there were more sports where machines just dragged you around"
"What's the difference between sand and period blood? You can't gargle sand."
"*petting a dog* So how long have you been blind, officer? *gets arrested*"