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Joke of the Day
"""A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer ."""
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"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dislexia."
"I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And askes for a beer and a mop."
"If I haunt your house after I die and you hear strange noises, I probably just want you to change the TV channel. Please don't ghostbust me."
"A joke agnostics can enjoy"
"there're two reasons why i wear a diaper for 1 & 2"
"A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife. He orders them to Ceas'er."
"Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well. Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese."