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Joke of the Day
"What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down? A tomato in an elevator"
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"Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question."
"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"
"What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A flamethrower"
"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""
"What animal has the tendency to be a half-ass A mule"
"Jeb Bush just tweeted a picture of a gun engraved with 'Gov. Jeb Bush' with the caption 'America' At least he'll never have to get it re-engraved"
"Clear before beer, and your clear to steer... into other cars or near by pedestrians killing them and or yourself so don't fucking drink and drive you fucking moron!"
"What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer"
"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."