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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat man trying out a new tempurpedic mattress? The great depression"
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"teacher asked a boy ............ if you have ten chocolates and you give 2 to girl on first bench 3 to second and 5 to last bench girl then what will be left for you reply : three new girl friends"
"I don't do drugs anymore I don't do them any less either."
"What do gay Japanese jocks give each other? Brojobs."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair. And a table."
"Native Americans are the most successful strippers. Cause when they dance, they make it rain!"
"You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you."
"I made a device that lets me hear diseases. Hearing cancer is great and all, but hearing AIDS sucks."
"when the news anchor says ""if you know anything about the crime please contact police"" dont call the police and re-tell the news story"
"I see ISIS is finally practicing Structured Programming. They're eliminating GOTOs."