10942

Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes from my dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock."

"What does a vampire call a hemophiliac? Diarrhea."

"Every time I meet someone new, my girlfriend gets a slap across the face. I really need to stop high-fiving people."

"""How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?"" She said she didn't see him coming"

"i only watch superbowl for the commercials.i am unsure how to spend my surplus income &desperately need suggestions via talking animals"

"What is worst then the holocaust? 6 million Jews"

"Me - ""Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"" My 6 year old - ""I ain't got no other feet"""

"[preppin for rap battle] *pops retainer out* dont wanna give him any ammunition *takes off suspenders* that should do it *rollerblades away*"

"Leading cause of automobile accidents I bet the leading cause of automobile accidents for bodybuilders is flexing while driving..."