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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I clicked on 10 Things You Didn't Know About Denny's and number one was ""It used to be called Danny's."" get OUT of here"

"What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start"

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people."

"JOB OPENING: Entry-level for recent college grads. Minimum 87 years of experience required."

"I won't travel to certain regions of the world simply because of the spiders that reside there."

"that moment when you and the driver next to you catch each other picking your noses and you both nod like you're in a secret club."

"Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, still working on it."

"Are we still burning witches? It's the 21st century. We should be microwaving them."

"A mod goes into a therapy for dyslexic people.. [deelted]"

"How do you get 100 babies into a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"