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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guy having sex with a latina girl bust his load early? Because ""Ay papi!"""
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"What do you call a rich muslim god? Ballah"
"People who eat ass have a shitty taste in sex"
"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? (Polish version)(NSFW) Wipe your dick on the window curtains."
"My guy hates waste, so we went to the store, picked out anniversary cards, exchanged them, read them, and put them back on the shelves."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... ... It's impossible to put down"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way"
"Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered ""helping her vacuum."" Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned."
"Every time I walk into a Wal-Mart I think to myself, "" I've never seen so many of God's mistakes all in one place."""
"Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: ""Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"""