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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the 7' NBA star who married a blonde midget? He was nuts over her."

"The girl at the Baskins-Robbins thinks Leonardo da Vinci was ""in that Titanic movie"". Now my ice cream tastes like stupid."

"Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend? She was a nein out of ten"

"God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!"

"""Rogue One"" idea: The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander. Boldly - regally - he strides into the room. ""Mesa Jar-Jar Binks"""

"If your feet smell and your nose runs... ...you're probably built upside-down."

"The only thing worse than having a small penis... Is having small arms."

"I don't think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work"

"I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet."

"Two whales are sitting at a bar. One of them suddenly says: ""Mmmwaaaaaaaooooomm!"" The second whale looks over and and says: ""Dude, you're really drunk."""