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Joke of the Day

"The lack of proof that Robert Downey Jr is stalking me just convinces me that he is very good at it."

"I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however, it churned out to be butter."

"Heard the one about the wealthy lesbian prostitute? She makes money hand over fist"

"Choose your facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing."

"I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who Walked a thousand miles To throw up on your door"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick in someone's ass."

"It would suck being run over by a limo because it would take twice as long."

"What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables? Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia"

"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."

"Where do swashbuckling turds come from? A pirates booty"