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"How does a rice burner start a street race? With a pilaf."
"What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation? He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye."
"Always helpful... Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
"Are there holes in your socks? No? Then how do you put them on?"
"I've never seen a dick over 5 inches. :/ Girl 1: I've never seen a dick over 5 inches. Girl 2: My friend is a dick and he's over 5'10""."
"Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after sex? Mace."
"What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? ""Etude, Brute?"""
"Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."
"Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride? Na, I would take that for a grain of salt."