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Joke of the Day
"Just got kicked out of Walmart for having a concealed belly button."
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"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"
"""First things first I'm the illest. Drop this & let the whole world feel it, and I'm still in the Murda Bizness I could hold you down like I'm givin' lessons in killin' ""-Ebola"
"Anyone know the exact alcohol content of ""lady humps""? How drunk am I going to get off them?"
"How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance."
"I complained to my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said ""Don't be ridiculous! Everyone hasn't met you yet"""
"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."
"I always feel bad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?"
"Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife."
"How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of."