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Joke of the Day

"My child-free blog is attracting a ton of pedophiles. It's called ""Fuck Kids""."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"I just found out that I missed a test on stolen flags last week. My teacher had it flagged as missing."

"I decided to read War and Peace whilst walking over the Golden-Gate, I'd heard the abridged version was easier to finish."

"Proposing new subreddit rule No more menstruation jokes. Period."

"When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what? We do."

"The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms."

"My dog does back-flips when the Raiders kick a field goal....... my buddy asked me what he does when they score a touch-down and I told him I didn't know, I've only had him for 6 years."

"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist."

"Why do people ask ""what the hell were you thinking""? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it"