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Joke of the Day

"Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer? Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!"

"When I was in high school my girlfriend's dad got angry that I took her virginity. I said ""Sorry, it won't happen again."""

"What do you call violence in the kitchen? Assault and pepper"

"Advice in elections How do you win an election? By giving out candy"

"Which country has the nicest children? Germany. German children are kinder."

"What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo"

"What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell."

"Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"How did the Nazis come up with the name for their concentration camp? After the first Jew off the train said ""Awe shits."""

"A man robbed me of all my milk, cream, cheese, and butter. How dairy.."