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Joke of the Day
"I made up a joke about the 4th dimension It's about time."
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"""Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?"" ""Not much, just working on my Theseus."""
"Sex through the ages: Age 20-30: Tri-weekly Age 30-40: Try weekly Age 40-50: Try weakly"
"I've heard addicts claim that heroin became their ""God"" but... ...they're always taking his name in vein."
"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."
"What do you call an Asian in a tank? A chink in the armor."
"Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I fold a fitted sheet."
"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."
"Day 1 of being kidnapped. Kidnappers are now offering my husband a ransom to take me back. Husband is asking for more money."
"What do you call a polygon on viagra? An Erectangle"