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Joke of the Day
"Hi, what can I get for 25 cents? You can get the fuck out."
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"Obama will go down in history as America's first gold president."
"Did you hear about the blind guy who got in a car accident? He regained his sight in ICU."
"(commercial for drugs) Man: Nothing is working out in my life VO: Have you tried drugs? Man: (startled) Who said that Narrator: ""Drugs"""
"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"
"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."
"Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog."
"One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is."
"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"
"What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most? A Golden Retriever"