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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blind guy who got in a car accident? He regained his sight in ICU."
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"If ""pro"" is the opposite of ""con What is the opposite of progress?"
"Ignorance is bliss, and rampant."
"WIFE: Where's the dog? *flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside."
"What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls."
"What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal? Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed."
"What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them."
"VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine"
"The quickest way to avoid a conversation on Facebook is by clicking like."
"LOL at people with only 99 problems What's that like?"