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Joke of the Day

"How do you pay a quiz master? with finances."

"Dudes that flip off the camera in pictures want you to know that they're tough and strong and not afraid of any fucking camera."

"What's the best part about dating a black girl? Not having to wait for her downstairs with her father."

"What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!"

"Never drink water while studying It'll dilute your concentration"

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"

"I've never been interrogated, but I have ordered a sandwich at subway, so I think I'm prepared."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 100 to Drink... 10 to Beat... or 0 to Eat."

"A New Word For Your Vocabulary Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year."

"I ordered the kit ""Make your wife beautiful"" And they sent me two bottles of Jagermeister."