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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console peasants walk across the road? To render the building on the other side."
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"Kanye West is still performing at the Pan Am closing ceremony. Looks like the petition didn't Pan out."
"What do you call two women standing side by side? Four abreast!"
"If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you, you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again"
"*Listening to red hot chili peppers* Me: You call that music? I can't even hear anything! Worker: Sir, stop putting produce to your ear."
"What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds? Exit the European Union."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"What do you call a deaf dog? Whatever you want he still won't come."
"I'm such an introvert. #Introvert #Introverted #TeamIntroverted #Shy #SoShy #2Shy #2Shy2Talk2You #ShyBoy #Blushes #NoEyeContact #SoftTalker"
"Limerick L is for lovable Lena, Who met a ferocious hyena; Whatever occurred I never have heard; But anyhow, L is for Lena."