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Joke of the Day

"I need to workout ASAP I gotta start working out or something man. Was struggling to get all the juice squeezed out of a lemon. Not cool"

"I'm so poor... I can't even **pay** attention"

"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips while son walks around looking for his bag of chips*"

"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card ...I'd have $0.77 cents."

"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""

"What do gym junkies and Nicki Minaj have in common? They both inject a lot of cash into their ass."

"What did the Irishman say about Batman and Superman's fathers? They were both Martha Fockers"

"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related"

"""If you know about us Canadians, we like to say sorry..."" ""And if you knew that already... I'm sorry"""