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"Chemistry joke involving the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K Phosphorus Q R S T U V W X Y Z Why is there a Phosphorus? Because its an EL EM EN TAL P!"
"[spelling bee] ""your word is... death"" can you use it in a sentence? ""in most states, yes"""
"I've never been a great salesman I'll tell you that for free"
"What do you call a horse that lives next to you? A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke."
"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."
"[Donald Trump's election speech] ""America, I have only 1 thing to say"" *pulls off wig & mask revealing Ashton Kutcher* ""YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D"""
"Real men don't need guns. One time I beat a burglar to death with a sleeve of Ritz crackers and used the crumblings for a casserole crust."
"What do you call a cheap hooker's snatch? Death Valley."
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ A gift for all redditors. It's called The Alphabet. You can use as much of it as you want, as many times as you want so that you will write in complete fucking sentenc"