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Joke of the Day

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ A gift for all redditors. It's called The Alphabet. You can use as much of it as you want, as many times as you want so that you will write in complete fucking sentenc"

"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"

"What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing"

"Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk? One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up. (heard in church today) :-) Happy Easter!"

"People who joke about cancer... Have no sense of Tumor"

"What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail? Treeson"

"Are you a Farmer? Cause you know how to raise a cock!"

"Two Polish guys are walking through the woods... One says ""Look, a dead bird!"". The other looks up in the trees and says ""Where?!"""

"If Google ever goes down and stays down, I'm fucked. I know four facts and they're all about elephants and I already forgot three of them."

"There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans."