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Joke of the Day

"With the ferocity that my 6 y/o daughter knocked on the bathroom door there was either a murderer in the house or a cat did something cute"

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"Science tells us there are far fewer female autists than male... But thanks to the pay gap, there are far more female starving autists."
"Bill Gates: ""So today I farted in an apple store and everybody was pissed... hey, its not my fault they dont have windows!"""
"What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows? Sorry."
"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."
"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"
"Old ladies smell both good & bad. Like if you farted through a scented dryer sheet."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."
"What do Mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions."
"I wish boxing was like wrestling so when the ref was distracted Manny Pacquiao would run in & hit Floyd Mayweather with a Stone Cold Stunner"
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