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Joke of the Day

"Why did they call it The Iron Curtain? They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty."

"What kind of ring is the least exciting? A BOring"

"The real miracle is that the human race still exists after being stupid enough to kill the guy who could turn water into wine... Idiots."

"It's dumb for me to spend money on porn or sex... ... that's a lot of money wasted on 3 and a half minutes."

"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."

"There is only one true way to make your pancakes more metal Start referring to maple syrup as tree blood."

"GUY: are u doing the mannequin challenge? ME: [standing perfectly still w/ awkward facial expression] no this is just how I am around people"

"Some people get athlete's foot. I get Twitter butt."

"What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it"

"why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."