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Joke of the Day

"Why did they call it The Iron Curtain? They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty."

"**mass text** Girl, you know you're the only one."

"Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought ""Concentration Camp"" would be a gold mine."

"mike hawk is huge !!!"

"People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison."

"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."

"Why the letter ""G"" is scary????? In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST."

"You know you teach in a rough neighborhood when... You ask the class what comes after a sentence and they say, ""you make an appeal."""

"I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private. ""THANK YOU, SIR"""

"*visits new girlfriend's house for 1st time* ""Make yourself at home"" Great. Thanks! *I crawl into the closet and begin sobbing loudly*"