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Joke of the Day

"Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman's hat on it is not the button for a free fireman's hat."

"What happens at night in Bangladesh? It gets Dhaka"

"Why can't black people swim? Because the cops will arrest them"

"Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road? It was two tired."

"Fun Fact: I love it when Americans whose Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather emigrated from Ireland say ""I'm Irish"". No."

"Q: Why do rugby fans eat up the sport? A: Because it is 'scrum'-ptious."

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's got to want to change first."

"*hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*"

"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."

"Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you."