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Joke of the Day

"Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman's hat on it is not the button for a free fireman's hat."

"What Is The National Bird Of Pakistan.. ***General Atomics MQ-1 Predator***"

"What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASSABI"

"New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background."

"Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a ""no bell"" prize."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"Monica Blue Knock knock. Whos there? Monica Blue. Monica Blue who? Bill Clinton."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !"

"Didja hear the joke about the piece of paper ripped in half? It's tearable."