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Joke of the Day

"What is Medusa's favorite cheese? Gorgonzola."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite NFL player? Ha-Ha Clinton Dix"

"Why are white girls so odd? Because they ""can't even!"""

"A man walks into a bakery... And looks at the prices of the bread. The bread is very cheap, and he tells the baker, ""Man, at that price this is a stale."""

"Hey, you funny fellows, what are some nonchalant jokes to tell people that do not sound like a joke at first? I need to impress my friends with Internet stuff, gosh."

"Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson? Because he was home alone."

"My CW just barked. Ok, it may have been a burp, but I'd like him a lot more if he were turning into a dog, so I think he barked."

"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"

"You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? For the 23rd flavor."