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Joke of the Day

"What is Medusa's favorite cheese? Gorgonzola."

"Why is the oval office oval shaped? Because the government cuts corners."

"I would make a sexist joke but... That would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"A friend walked up to me while I was playing guitar and said ""Sick strat, bro"" I said ""Did you just assume my fender? you bigot?"""

"Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than Hitler? There'd be no World War 3."

"I was called a sexist today ... I said, I think you're mistaken ...its pronounced sexy."

"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."

"What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing? a brucea"

"*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it"