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Joke of the Day
"I was at the ATM, and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, So I pushed her over."
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"Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says ""What's up, Doc?"" he's legitimately concerned."
"What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !"
"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"
"Spider dick Today I read that spiders like dark, damp, untouched places. Today I realized my dick is a spider."
"[job interview] What's ur greatest strength? ""I wear too much cologne"" No, I mean- ""A lady legit passed out when I got in the elevator"""
"Sea Shells Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because the D shells are to big."
"What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven. i don't give two shits if you heard this before or if this is a repost, this is mainly for shits and giggles =)"
"""Can I replace the fries with a salad?"" = ""Do you mind if I spit on the American flag?"""
"Honey, there are broken condoms on the couch Dear, we've talked about this- call the children by their names"