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Joke of the Day

"They call me the Titanic because I once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"

"What do you call a bunny in a kilt? A hopscotch"

"Watching a film about Princess Diana.. And Diana says ""if we are lucky we will grow old"" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, ""you won't"""

"3 men go to a strawberry stand... they buy some strawberries. They get stomach aches from eating the strawberries. They put on their hats and go off to work with stomach aches"

"What does the ninja call his penis? meningococcal"

"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"

"Q: What do massage therapists eat for dinner? A: Spa-ghetti."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."

"I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."

"Come on iPhone! It's someone, not semen. Now my mom thinks I'll find semen to help me. Related: I'm looking for semen to help me."