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Joke of the Day

"IAN: I broke my leg once ME: I've never broken a bone, touch wood [touches wood] THE UNIVERSE: THIS MAN WILL NEVER BREAK A BONE"

"What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion? A Rogue Juan"

"Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club? The police are looking into it."

"A man walks into a bar and orders a double Nebraska. The bartender turns around and says ""Sorry, we don't have *NE*."""

"Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? Because he's the fire starter."

"When going through TSA inspection at the airport, there's no telling how long it will take... ... All belts are off ."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar..."

"I'm in love with you and you don't want anything to do with me so I think we can make this work"

"I think it's odd that you can buy binoculars, but no heteronoculars, homonoculars nor transnoculars."

"A maybe original one-liner ""I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work,"" said the disgusting bartender."