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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca? Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow."

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."

"Do you get extra points for killing two birds with another bird?"

"What do you call a research facility in the middle east? Darpa Darpa"

"It's pretty cool how Atheist prayers are just thoughts about actually doing something useful."

"You'd think that people who kept their head warm would tend to be healthier... but as it turns out, people who wear turbans are actually more likely to be Sikh"

"A magic tractor turns into a field... ...think about it..."

"So a Higgs boson meets the Pope... ""You can't have Mass without me."""

"People always demand to know who farted as if they'll decide how disgusted to be based on who's responsible."

"Did you hear about the terrible kidnapping? Yeah. He woke up. :)"