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Joke of the Day
"so sick of people who aren't Beyonce"
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"My wife said something that meant a lot to me. ""500 trillion."""
"If I'm going to be this awake at 2:30 in the morning, I might as well go guard a factory or something."
"Girls aren't friends with other girls. They are just future enemies."
"I eat when I'm sad and I'm sad because I'm fat."
"I lost my virginity yesterday. My dad incests he did nothing"
"""Homie don't fleek doe,"" I say to a group of teenagers, hoping it means something."
"Me: I don't know how to ride a horse Whiskey: Yes you do"
"We would tease Jacob because he had glasses. Once we pulled them of him, but then he began to tease us because we had glasses."
"Our dog is named lucky he often escapes, so we'll be up all night to get lucky"