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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER:How good are your public speaking skills? ME:*from behind a tall plant in the office, I throw a piece of paper saying 'Decent'*"

"I hate gingerbread. If I owned a bakery, I wouldn't tolerate gingerbread. I'd be like, ""Get outta here, you redhead. Your money isn't good here."""

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He finally got the gas bill."

"What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany? Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here"

"Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: ""Funny you don't feel Jewish."""

"A couple of ladies asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them. I said, ""No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would have dinner with my parents."""

"The Wife just asked if she looked OK in her new pants.. She did... But I paused to long,,,,,,,,,,,,,Please send an ambulance..."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It was known for blowing up for no reason"

"I was going to be a politician for Halloween Then I realized I couldn't fit my head up my ass"

"A man walk into a doctors room with a frog hanging out of his ear. ""What on Earth happened?"" The doctor said, surprised. ""I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse."" the frog said."