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Joke of the Day

"If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? Swallows."

"House is a mess ... Walked in the other day and there were 2 people on the couch blindfolded and filming a Fabreeze commercial"

"Do you know why Bernie Sanders has gotten as much sex as he's had? Because he doesn't care about position!"

"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."

"I don't like dictatorships. All dictators should be shot, and if anybody disagrees with me, they should be shot as well."

"How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman? None....."

"What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge."

"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."

"I put out a Want ad for a psychic... It said, ""You know when and where to show up. Don't be late."""

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!"