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Joke of the Day
"If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? Swallows."
Next Joke
"What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week Tu-Tu Tuesday"
"Just made jerk off motions at a group of construction guys. They just stood there staring at each other like ""now what?""...all talk eh boys?"
"What do you call an emo band without any Jewish members? Fall Out Goy"
"Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they're all like ""we need to talk."""
"DATING TIP: Girls love sensitive guys. Loudly wince when she touches you. Re-apply sunblock 38 times. Bring up how often your gums bleed."
"There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner? 3/5"
"Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? She saw the salad dressing."
"My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said "" son thats 3 schools this year, maybe teaching isn't for you"""
"Did you hear about the russian prosititute Nickersonanoff"