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Joke of the Day

"If you cut down a hundred trees, you are not a lumberjack. But if you suck one dick, you are a cocksucker."

"Incest Competition My town is having its monthly incest competition, I entered my sister."

"im trying to to see from your point of view, but i cant get my head that far up my ass"

"""is this the Krusty crab?"" No! This is Patrick!"

"2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice It blows. (Get well soon Carrie)"

"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"

"Hear about the state-of-the-art amputation device? All I know is it's pretty cutting edge..."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"

"9/11 was terrible, just imagine what the people on that plane were going through... other than a building"

"You had me at- well, you're breathing and female. That's about the point you had me."