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Joke of the Day

"On dates, if a man says the past tense of ""see"" as ""I seen"" instead of ""I saw,"" I go to the bathroom and climb out the window."

"How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb? Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities."

"What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold."

"Deceitful atoms.. Never trust an atom... They make up everything."

"Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !"

"""It's been so cold lately..."" ""It's been so cold lately, that I think I saw a few democrats with their hands in their own pockets."""

"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."

"5 SECONDS AGO! What do we want? TIME TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them?"

"I love how people act like they don't want to be followed in the street yet they keep looking back at you to see if you're still there."

"Wall, you may have ears but you're pretty useless without a mouth and eyes, aren't you? Wall?"