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Joke of the Day
"What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !"
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" Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year."
"Why should you work for a vegetable factory? Because they offer a good celery."
"What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to - it can't here you!"
"I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper."
"Why do Avon Ladies walk funny? Their lipstick."
"I got asked out by 12 girls out of the women's bathroom"
"Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of bats creepy-crawlies demons ghosts monsters vampires werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?"