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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? Wave!"
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"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink"
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"Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!"
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"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."
"*speed dating* I'm a competitive eater! Date: Are you any good? [grabbing my suitcase, dumping 45 hotdogs on table] funny you should ask"
"I just saved 57 dollars on my groceries without a single coupon. Self checkouts are awesome."