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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? Wave!"
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"What's in the middle of girls' legs? Their knee."
"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."
"Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital."
"What is Polands national sport? Paintball"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart"
"Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Career The Same Way. Trying to get into smaller pants."
"I was so hungry when I had breakfast today. It was the first time I had ate all year!"
"Caitlyn Jenner, Republican So it turns out Caitlyn Jenner is a Republican! A member of the very party that discriminates against people like her! Can you believe the balls on that woman???"
"Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!"